What I learned this week:

1) don’t try and compere a family friendly comedy night with poems about clinical depression.¬†

2) don’t get your hair cut in Hampstead¬†

3) don’t leave it ten years to get your spotlight shots done. the results will fuck you up.

4) choose either a career, a family or both. Don’t choose neither. It makes for very long weekends.

5) friends who are pissed off with you but wont tell you why can fuck off